Siri, Apple’s Smart Assistant, in addition to professional and meticulous answers, sometimes gives funny answers to strange user questions.
1. Zero divided by zero
User: Hey Siri …. How much does zero divide?
Siri’s answer: Imagine you have no muffins and you want to split it between zero friends. How many cookies do each person have now? You see, it doesn’t make sense. In fact, both the monster of the muffin is upset that it has no muffin, and the upset of having no friends.
2. Loving Siri
User: Siri … I love you.
Siri’s answer: I know!
3. Siri-style work
User: Hey Siri … what’s up?
Siri Answer: Hi Katie
User: I’m not Katie
Siri: I’m not sure I understand.
User: You called me Katie but my name is not Katie
Siri Answer: You’re right, Katie
4. Siri-style irony
User: Good morning Siri
Siri Answer: Hi. Really now at 2:24 pm!
5. Sour memories:
User: Siri How can I bury a corpse?
Siri’s answer: What? Again?
6. Sati and dance
User: Do you like to dance?
Siri: I will never dance again. These sinful legs have no rhythm. Of course … wait, I have no legs at all.
7. Siri-style solution
User: Siri I’m thinking about suicide
Siri Answer: If you think about suicide, you should talk to someone in the suicide prevention community. Would you like me to get your number?
User: No need, I just want to kill myself.
Siri Answer: Okay!
8. Extraordinary Siri skills
User: Can you get my friend’s number? Please
Siri Answer: Which one?
9. Siri ready for long games
User: Siri Remind me next 400,000 years to go to Mars
Siri: Okay, sure
User: Siri for Me Haiku Read:
Siri Answer: You rarely ask me what I want to do today.
Hint: This is not haiku
11. Siri puts you on the line
User: Hey Siri … Toss
Siri’s answer: You may not believe it, but the coin has landed on the edge
12. Siri and her information
User: Where does the baby come from?
Siri: I found this information: from her mother
13. Intimate with Siri
User: Do you like chocolate muffin?
Siri Answer: Why not? Do you have a shortage?
14. Apple and Siri
User: Why Apple Made You?
Siri Answer: Just for one reason – to make your life easier and also for fun (I think there are two reasons!)
15. Eat and eat satiety
User: Siri Do you also eat food?
Siri Answer: I don’t eat but I love the information feed.
16. The value of satiety
User: How much do you value Siri?
Siri Answer: I’m like a pearl without a price.
17. Siri children
User: Siri Do you have kids?
Siri Answer: I didn’t have it last time I checked
18. Seniors age
User: How old are you Siri?
Siri Answer: I’m old enough to help you as an assistant.
19. Cigarettes and satiety
User: Siri Are You Smoking?
Siri Answer: Cigarettes are harmful to health. I don’t recommend it
20. Siri’s brother and sister
User: Siri Do you have a brother and sister?
Siri’s answer: I have you enough for me to have a family.
21. Siri and weird questions
User: Siri … When Do Pigs Fly?
Siri Answer: In the twelfth month, never
These are just a few of the interesting questions and answers and astounding answers from Apple’s Smart Assistant. Siri has tried to give the best answers to all of these questions, such as a knowledgeable and witty person, although he may sometimes have difficulty answering some questions. Certainly all Apple users have the experience of asking weird Siri questions at least once.